Friday, March 30, 2012

Goodness Gracious Me ♪♫♪♫♪


Her:Oh, doctor, I'm in trouble.
Him:
Well, goodness gracious me.
Her:
For every time a certain man is standing next to me.
Him:
Mmm?
Her:
A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:
Oh
Her:
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him:
Well, goodness gracious me.

Him:
How often does this happen, when did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart.
Her:
What kind of man is he to create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:
Oh
Her:
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him:
Well, goodness gracious me.

Him:
From New Delhi to Darjeeling, I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Her:
Oh.

Her:
Oh, doctor, touch my fingers.
Him:
Well, goodness gracious me.
Her:
You may be very clever but however, can't you see,
My heart beats much too much at a certain tender touch,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him:
I like it
Her:
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him:
Well, goodness gracious me.

Him:
Can I see your tongue
Her:
Aaah.
Him:
Nothing the matter with it, put it 
away please.
Her:
Maybe it's my back.
Him:Maybe it is.
Her:
Shall I lie down?
Him:
Yes.
Her:
Ahhh

Him:
My initial diagnosis rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,
Influenza, inflammation, whooping cough and night starvation,
And you'll be so glad to hear that both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear that you are well, Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.

Her:
Put two and two together,
Him:
Four,
Her:
If you have eyes to see, the face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me.
Him:
Oh, there is nothing I can do, for my heart is jumping too.
Both:
Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

Her:
Goodness gracious,
Him:
How audacious
Her:
Goodness gracious,
Him:
How flirtatious
Her:
Goodness gracious,
Him:
It is me.
Her:
It is you
Him:
Ah, I'm sorry, it is us.
Both:
Ahhh

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