Her:Oh, doctor, I'm in trouble.
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: For every time a certain man is standing next to me.
Him: Mmm?
Her: A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: How often does this happen, when did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart.
Her: What kind of man is he to create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling, I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Her: Oh.
Her: Oh, doctor, touch my fingers.
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: You may be very clever but however, can't you see,
My heart beats much too much at a certain tender touch,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: I like it
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: Can I see your tongue
Her: Aaah.
Him: Nothing the matter with it, put it
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: For every time a certain man is standing next to me.
Him: Mmm?
Her: A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: How often does this happen, when did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart.
Her: What kind of man is he to create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling, I have done my share of healing,
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Her: Oh.
Her: Oh, doctor, touch my fingers.
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: You may be very clever but however, can't you see,
My heart beats much too much at a certain tender touch,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: I like it
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: Can I see your tongue
Her: Aaah.
Him: Nothing the matter with it, put it
away please.
Her: Maybe it's my back.
Her: Maybe it's my back.
Him:Maybe it is.
Her: Shall I lie down?
Him: Yes.
Her: Ahhh
Him: My initial diagnosis rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,
Influenza, inflammation, whooping cough and night starvation,
And you'll be so glad to hear that both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear that you are well, Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.
Her: Put two and two together,
Him: Four,
Her: If you have eyes to see, the face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me.
Him: Oh, there is nothing I can do, for my heart is jumping too.
Both: Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: How audacious
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: How flirtatious
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: It is me.
Her: It is you
Him: Ah, I'm sorry, it is us.
Both: Ahhh
Her: Shall I lie down?
Him: Yes.
Her: Ahhh
Him: My initial diagnosis rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,
Influenza, inflammation, whooping cough and night starvation,
And you'll be so glad to hear that both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear that you are well, Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.
Her: Put two and two together,
Him: Four,
Her: If you have eyes to see, the face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me.
Him: Oh, there is nothing I can do, for my heart is jumping too.
Both: Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: How audacious
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: How flirtatious
Her: Goodness gracious,
Him: It is me.
Her: It is you
Him: Ah, I'm sorry, it is us.
Both: Ahhh
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